Hello? part 6

Day 2 of general sessions. So busy I forget to remember some of the good quotes. I am doing my best.

"It is always nice to feel special"

"I am the judge"

"I am perfect"

"We could use another mic"

"I am done with that girl, send up another"

"We like to help out deals"

"My brains not working"

"I want to drink it"

"If my wife leaves the top of the carrot on it pisses me off, but when the hotel does it, I kinda like it"

"I'm looking at her virgin"

"It's mister fluffy to you"

"Do you want some face mister?"

"That is what they say right before they pull out the weapon"