The hand dryer in the Men's bathroom at the theatre looks like this. There are no instructions by the pictures so here is what I imagine the instructions are:
For the picture on the left:
Rub hands together and you will be presented with bacon.
For the picture in the right:
For easy bacon access, put face up to opening and pull down on handle.
I was showing this to Chloe at Leatherby's and telling her about this post and she said I was weird. I guess this is me agreeing with her.
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