I Love You Beth Cooper

Last night me and the wife watched I Love You Beth Cooper. It was not very good, but had promise.
SPOILERS AHEAD
The movie starts out funny enough as the school valedictorian professes his love for Beth Cooper during his speech. He also makes fun of the snooty girl, the class bully, and the boys that never leave high school and are part of ROTC. Here is where things go off track. After graduation Beth tells him his speech was sweet and he invites her over to his house for a party. Of course, she shows up and hilarity should ensue, but not many actually funny things happen. Our main character just spends time getting beat up as Beth Cooper drives him around town like a psych. As our main character starts to not like Beth Cooper once he gets to know her, she starts to see that the things she does are not good and they both start to have feelings for each other.
There is also a running subplot regarding our main characters friend who does not he is gay, but decides he is bi after spending the night with two of Beth Coopers friends.
END SPOILERS
I don't recommend this movie to anyone. The funny start and kind of funny ending are not worth the middle of the movie that is just stupid.
Final note: never ride in a car that Hayden Panettarie drives.
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Hole in the Wall Update

Here is the wall repair I am working on. I keep assuring the wife (and myself) that it will dry to the right color. We are just a couple hours from finding out. This is just the first coat. One more coat tonight and then re-hang everything tomorrow.
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Flags

I am an Eagle Scout. That is how I know these flags and poles are wrong. The taller pole should have the American flag. If the poles are the same size the non-US flag should be hoisted slightly lower. The nation is above all is how it should be, but this is Utah you know.
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Can We Fix It? Part: I've Lost Count

Got a text from the wife today. The curtain rod in our front room was pulled down (accidentally). Now I need to repair the hole in the wall, repaint, and rehang the rod. Fixing the hole and repainting is easy. I just don't know where I will put the new holes for the rod. By the way, the yellow you see is the patch that is lightly covered with spakle. Once I sand and paint tomorrow you won't even notice it.

Updates to come.
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Somethings You Cannot Explain

Driving home from work yesterday I saw the above. Yes, that is Luigi walking down the street. He is not holding a sign or advertising anything, he is just walking. My question is, if he was working somewhere else, why did he not take the head off or change clothes before leaving?
Seeing Luigi did brighten my day though. I like Luigi way better than Mario. Luigi is the unsung hero. He goes around saving the world not for the princess like Mario, but because he just likes to hang out with his brother.
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Hello? part 4

The quotes got a little better today. Hold tight, cause the end of the week is nearing.

• Take them, love them, have fun with them.
• I will bring you an abacus for after lunch.
• I don't care about how you feel.
• I'm glad to see you are not sucking on that.
• Nice one, mustache.
• Did you put on cologne?
• I'm glad I didn't wear my dress to the game, we would have clashed.
• No, he said golden goose.
• Ivan, you got something stuck to your butt.
• There's an identity monkey choking me.

Hello? part 3

Long day yesterday. Not a lot of funny stuff happened, but I still got some quotes.

• I can hear you crying on the inside and it makes me giggle.
• It's more magical than Flipper.
• There's a lot of idiocy going on around here.
• Am I going in to learn something or be murdered?
• You once shopped there, but threw the bottle away after one sip.
• Furcal! You're killing me.

Wish I had more, but just not in the right state of mind. Maybe once this day is over we can get to the normal amount of quotes.

Hello? part 2

More quotes from the event this week:

• I'm good with a pole, Matt
• Please, no pictures of our scantily-dressed women as superheroes
• But...I'm not in marketing
• God may not require it, but Matt does
• I'm not going to let 23 other people judging me slow me down
• If you are suicidal some free bread can really cheer you up
• Matt is going to cry
• There's Superman sleeping in the foyer

Hello? part 1

In San Diego for the North American version of our conference. More quotes will be coming (with which you can see early versions on Twitter @mattroblyer). Here are the first couple days worth of quotes:

• I am ready to be punched
• It's not like its Fort Knox
• I am actually tri-lingual because I speak Pig Latin
• People often stop me on the street and ask, "Are you a world traveller?"
• No undead for you
• I am a leprechaun
• No, I forgot my flute
• That's a good song
• I care not for the Vampire Diaries
• At least do them the courtesy of not killing them a violent death in the back of a limosuine
• There's Captain America and his lesser known friend

Trash Bins

I know we have a lot of trash but the city did not need to bring our own dumpster.
We have the dumpster in front of our house for neighborhood cleanup, which is ok, but what is weird is that the first day it was there a bunch of people I did not know all pulled their trucks up and emptied truckloads of yard debris from their jobs in the day. Anything to save a buck I guess. One guy even dropped off a bathroom he remodeled.
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Super Mario, Super Video

This is one of the coolest things I have seen in a while. All of Original Super Mario Brothers, displayed on a long wall/ground in a motion capture. It is pretty cool. I found this on Gizmodo by the way.

Blowing Stuff Up

Fourth of July this weekend. Pyromaniacs dream. I can see that in the early years of America blowing things up on the holiday was important. We had to show our dominance of the world. Now, it is just a reason to blow things up, things that were made in China even. I don't really get it. We blew some stuff up with friends this weekend. The girls ohhhh'd and ahhhh'd like us men were professionals and we had no sparks over 12 feet in height.
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Hello? part 6 (try #2)

This will be the last quotes (until the next Catalyst). These quotes cover the last day of the conference as well as the flight home. Without further ado:

• Carissa's here
• I blame you Matt
• He's a happy little elf today
• Would Karl? I would give him a receipt.
• I'm gonna get so rowdy the rest of you will look mellow
• You're going to get a hernia in your teeth
• You let people beat you down, we are going to have to show you the door.
• So I don't lick my stitches
• I like my pigeon on the bone
• That is why she is a manager and you are a coordinator
• Anne, hold on...now go
• Instead of any real security I will ask you questions
• If I get cold on the plane I just snuggle with myself
• He's a swiss army knife of style
• I'm so sick of you
• Ain't no one playing me like a puppet
• It was like finding out Darth Vader was Luke's father
• Sid is more quotable today because he drank last night
• Let's get our check from the Russian

Hello? part 5 (try #2)

Catalyst is almost over. Sorry for the short quote list today. It was a long day, but I tried to focus on work and not quotes. I am sorry. I will try to do better tomorrow.

• Do you want me to start a list?
• He's an angry elf
• That's what makes it a great shortcut
• Am I hot?
• You need some FloMax
• Listen!
• The pimp is responsible for compliance
• I wonder if that guy just killed those tourists

Hello? part 4 (try #2)

First "official" day of Catalyst today. A full day of sessions. A good amount of quotes. Too bad the days get so long that I can't remember the context by the time I post these at night. I am sure most of these were really funny when they were said originally.

• John Lennon is a dick
• It is probably because they let him wear a hat.
• Someone farted really loud in there
• Yeah, I have a problem
• Penetration is a funny word
• Taylor saw my head pop up from under the desk
• I'm just saving her for later
• If it says 23:58 I just sit and stare at it until it turns
• Anything I gave you was unused
• I wrote that down in my little black book to show God
• Matt was impressed
• Some people post all the time with nonsensical crap
• I train in Brazilian Jujitsu
• I thought that started with K
• Sounds like PUNT!
• Matts not going to get nose cancer
• "Yeah, we're hungry." "Uh...huh."
• Collin got Czeched

Hello? part 3 (try #2)

Quotes from today. Sorry they are so light, but I actually had to work today! Crazy. Hopefully things start to pick up as the week go on. I would hate to disappoint an adoring fan base.

Good news is that the quotes today are great. One of the best days ever or quotes.

• Can I get back through this door?
• If you do it like I said everything will be fine
• I am cool like that
• You can ask for anything, what I approve for you is a different story altogether
• I can read numbers...with practice
• I am not spanking my monkey at all today
• Thanks, cuz my Czech really sucks
• The closer I hold my laptop to the ceiling the better reception I get
• I can only take requests, I can't read your mind
• There is a bunch of masses in here
  If you had a white coat I would trust you more Matt
• You gotta give me more notice if you want me to check out a guys crotch

Hello? Part 2 (try #2)

Today was a good day. A little work in the morning and then touring - a great lunch at Imperial Cafe and a great dinner at a place that overlooks the Charles Bridge. Here are some great quotes from today in Prague.

By the way - you can follow great Catalyst quotes on Twitter by searching #catquotes. I will be submitting here and so will some friends of mine here at the event - but What the Heck Over will always be THE place to go for your Catalyst quotes that can be taken out of context.

• She's secretly a dominatrix
• Feel free, we'll just be listening
• We're going to do this. We are going to walk that street.
• I gotta hit 2 like 3 times
• Those smelled better than they taste
• I thought baby Jesus would be taller
• Yeah, I haven't heard that yet
• I want to see your hernia later
• Maybe I will bunk with you

Hello, part 1 (Try #2)

Since I am in Prague preparing for another Catalyst Conference I thought I better do some quotes (plus I have had requests - especially from Chloe). Remember that I will taking the best quotes from my Twitter feed (@mattroblyer - follow me!) to be on the blog. Here are what I have so far:

• You're all hopped up on apple juice
• They don't use snowballs
• I gotta pee
• Only if you smell burning feathers
• You have Jamie's permission to kill someone. That is power.
• do-dah-dooo....ohhhh!
• My college degree says nothing about easels
• I really need to stop saying "the Gartner people," I am the Gartner people
• You'd never make it as a truck driver
• It is 2 more than 5.1
• I have not said a word to you in 25 minutes
• I agree with you. It is sad that we are wasting 1 piece of paper.
• I've got live tuna in my suitcase
• I like bananas in Prague
• Feel free to organize them while you are over there
• This is like a weird dream I am in right now
• I want candles for Fathers Day
• She's him Mum
• Are you sharing rooms when he gets here?
• Why can't the world standardize on just one paper size?
• I know a lot of websites that you shouldn't go to on your work laptop.
• We had two each and I didn't sleep for a day and a half
• You're solving world peace today? It's only 9 o'clock.

Follow Me On Twitter

I started a Twitter account just for my work. You can follow me here @mattroblyer and get a preview of quotes at this year's Catalyst.

I am in Prague (again) and setting up for another Catalyst. So far no volcano, my luggage has not gotten lost, and I have not been more than 100 yards out of the hotel. Sounds like the event is actually going to happen this time.

Commuting

The picture above is what I was presented with on my drive home tonight. It added about 15 minutes to my commute. I know that does not sound like much, but sometimes that 15 minutes can change the way you think about your day.

Also, to all you losers that speed past people trying to get over only to douible the wait time when you are forced to get over: please try to stay in the flow of traffic. It helps everyone out. You are not the most important person in the world.
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Waiting In Line

Jordan and I are waiting in line for Chloe's dance concert. It has been an hour and we still have more to go.

What did people do before phones, iPods, and iTouches? Waiting in line like this would have been unbearable. Jordan could sit for days and do nothing but play games on the Touch - too bad the battery does not last that long.

Right now Jordan likes the impossible test on the Touch. It is pretty cool. Each screen has a different question or task that you must do. It is hard. We have gotten into the 50's on the screens and have not passed it yet. It is pretty hard.
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Jazz Attitude

Chloe did not make Jazz Attitude this year. I am not very happy about it. When I was at tryouts I saw many girls that Chloe was considerably better than. This is the list of girls that did make the team. By the way, Chloe was #24.
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In-N-Out Update

Another new In-N-Out burger is being built near my house. Well, not really. It is about the same distance as the other In-N-Out near me. The biggest difference is that this In-N-Out is on my way home from work!

With Chickfila and In-N-Out I may never have to cook again! Or at least Diana won't.
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Chloe's Dance Picture

Chloe has pictures for her dance concert today. Here is a preview of her costume.

The dance concert is next Thursday and Friday - get in line early for a good seat.
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At the Costco

They both are still alive after getting in (there were some scary moments). The real question is: can they get out?