Hello, part 1 (Try #2)

Since I am in Prague preparing for another Catalyst Conference I thought I better do some quotes (plus I have had requests - especially from Chloe). Remember that I will taking the best quotes from my Twitter feed (@mattroblyer - follow me!) to be on the blog. Here are what I have so far:

• You're all hopped up on apple juice
• They don't use snowballs
• I gotta pee
• Only if you smell burning feathers
• You have Jamie's permission to kill someone. That is power.
• do-dah-dooo....ohhhh!
• My college degree says nothing about easels
• I really need to stop saying "the Gartner people," I am the Gartner people
• You'd never make it as a truck driver
• It is 2 more than 5.1
• I have not said a word to you in 25 minutes
• I agree with you. It is sad that we are wasting 1 piece of paper.
• I've got live tuna in my suitcase
• I like bananas in Prague
• Feel free to organize them while you are over there
• This is like a weird dream I am in right now
• I want candles for Fathers Day
• She's him Mum
• Are you sharing rooms when he gets here?
• Why can't the world standardize on just one paper size?
• I know a lot of websites that you shouldn't go to on your work laptop.
• We had two each and I didn't sleep for a day and a half
• You're solving world peace today? It's only 9 o'clock.