Hello? part 4 (try #2)

First "official" day of Catalyst today. A full day of sessions. A good amount of quotes. Too bad the days get so long that I can't remember the context by the time I post these at night. I am sure most of these were really funny when they were said originally.

• John Lennon is a dick
• It is probably because they let him wear a hat.
• Someone farted really loud in there
• Yeah, I have a problem
• Penetration is a funny word
• Taylor saw my head pop up from under the desk
• I'm just saving her for later
• If it says 23:58 I just sit and stare at it until it turns
• Anything I gave you was unused
• I wrote that down in my little black book to show God
• Matt was impressed
• Some people post all the time with nonsensical crap
• I train in Brazilian Jujitsu
• I thought that started with K
• Sounds like PUNT!
• Matts not going to get nose cancer
• "Yeah, we're hungry." "Uh...huh."
• Collin got Czeched