I am washing the John Mayer out of my ears.
I feel like this is Cheers and I have to yell every one's name when they walk in.
I am starting a blacklist.
Did he talk about me from the stage with a twinkle in his eyes?
The sales team is on too much liquor and not enough sleep.
What are the lyrics to Cruel Summer?
I like Sam-bam.
Tom knows his Dire Straits trivia.
A lot of people have to die for me to gain power.
I don't know what it was, but I liked it.
Stupid Air Force.
The picture on the website makes me look like a window-licker.
Oh Hi There, I’m Back
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