I Hate Yard Work

I hate yard work. It is such a waste of time. It is like making your bed. The grass just grows back and you have to do all the yard work all over again. It is just annoying. Tonight I weed-eated and mowed the front and back yard. If you have seen my yard the back is huge and it takes a long time to get it done. Times like this I wish I had a small yard, but then where would the kids play? I just hate it that I do all the work tonight and I know that this Saturday or Friday or next Monday I will have to do it all over again. The problem is I hate the winter too, so that is not the answer. Maybe if I lived somewhere that grass grows really slow. Any one know that place?