Hello? part 4

The quotes got a little better today. Hold tight, cause the end of the week is nearing.

• Take them, love them, have fun with them.
• I will bring you an abacus for after lunch.
• I don't care about how you feel.
• I'm glad to see you are not sucking on that.
• Nice one, mustache.
• Did you put on cologne?
• I'm glad I didn't wear my dress to the game, we would have clashed.
• No, he said golden goose.
• Ivan, you got something stuck to your butt.
• There's an identity monkey choking me.

Hello? part 3

Long day yesterday. Not a lot of funny stuff happened, but I still got some quotes.

• I can hear you crying on the inside and it makes me giggle.
• It's more magical than Flipper.
• There's a lot of idiocy going on around here.
• Am I going in to learn something or be murdered?
• You once shopped there, but threw the bottle away after one sip.
• Furcal! You're killing me.

Wish I had more, but just not in the right state of mind. Maybe once this day is over we can get to the normal amount of quotes.

Hello? part 2

More quotes from the event this week:

• I'm good with a pole, Matt
• Please, no pictures of our scantily-dressed women as superheroes
• But...I'm not in marketing
• God may not require it, but Matt does
• I'm not going to let 23 other people judging me slow me down
• If you are suicidal some free bread can really cheer you up
• Matt is going to cry
• There's Superman sleeping in the foyer

Hello? part 1

In San Diego for the North American version of our conference. More quotes will be coming (with which you can see early versions on Twitter @mattroblyer). Here are the first couple days worth of quotes:

• I am ready to be punched
• It's not like its Fort Knox
• I am actually tri-lingual because I speak Pig Latin
• People often stop me on the street and ask, "Are you a world traveller?"
• No undead for you
• I am a leprechaun
• No, I forgot my flute
• That's a good song
• I care not for the Vampire Diaries
• At least do them the courtesy of not killing them a violent death in the back of a limosuine
• There's Captain America and his lesser known friend

Hello? part 6 (try #2)

This will be the last quotes (until the next Catalyst). These quotes cover the last day of the conference as well as the flight home. Without further ado:

• Carissa's here
• I blame you Matt
• He's a happy little elf today
• Would Karl? I would give him a receipt.
• I'm gonna get so rowdy the rest of you will look mellow
• You're going to get a hernia in your teeth
• You let people beat you down, we are going to have to show you the door.
• So I don't lick my stitches
• I like my pigeon on the bone
• That is why she is a manager and you are a coordinator
• Anne, hold on...now go
• Instead of any real security I will ask you questions
• If I get cold on the plane I just snuggle with myself
• He's a swiss army knife of style
• I'm so sick of you
• Ain't no one playing me like a puppet
• It was like finding out Darth Vader was Luke's father
• Sid is more quotable today because he drank last night
• Let's get our check from the Russian

Hello? part 5 (try #2)

Catalyst is almost over. Sorry for the short quote list today. It was a long day, but I tried to focus on work and not quotes. I am sorry. I will try to do better tomorrow.

• Do you want me to start a list?
• He's an angry elf
• That's what makes it a great shortcut
• Am I hot?
• You need some FloMax
• Listen!
• The pimp is responsible for compliance
• I wonder if that guy just killed those tourists

Hello? part 4 (try #2)

First "official" day of Catalyst today. A full day of sessions. A good amount of quotes. Too bad the days get so long that I can't remember the context by the time I post these at night. I am sure most of these were really funny when they were said originally.

• John Lennon is a dick
• It is probably because they let him wear a hat.
• Someone farted really loud in there
• Yeah, I have a problem
• Penetration is a funny word
• Taylor saw my head pop up from under the desk
• I'm just saving her for later
• If it says 23:58 I just sit and stare at it until it turns
• Anything I gave you was unused
• I wrote that down in my little black book to show God
• Matt was impressed
• Some people post all the time with nonsensical crap
• I train in Brazilian Jujitsu
• I thought that started with K
• Sounds like PUNT!
• Matts not going to get nose cancer
• "Yeah, we're hungry." "Uh...huh."
• Collin got Czeched

Hello? part 3 (try #2)

Quotes from today. Sorry they are so light, but I actually had to work today! Crazy. Hopefully things start to pick up as the week go on. I would hate to disappoint an adoring fan base.

Good news is that the quotes today are great. One of the best days ever or quotes.

• Can I get back through this door?
• If you do it like I said everything will be fine
• I am cool like that
• You can ask for anything, what I approve for you is a different story altogether
• I can read numbers...with practice
• I am not spanking my monkey at all today
• Thanks, cuz my Czech really sucks
• The closer I hold my laptop to the ceiling the better reception I get
• I can only take requests, I can't read your mind
• There is a bunch of masses in here
  If you had a white coat I would trust you more Matt
• You gotta give me more notice if you want me to check out a guys crotch

Hello? Part 2 (try #2)

Today was a good day. A little work in the morning and then touring - a great lunch at Imperial Cafe and a great dinner at a place that overlooks the Charles Bridge. Here are some great quotes from today in Prague.

By the way - you can follow great Catalyst quotes on Twitter by searching #catquotes. I will be submitting here and so will some friends of mine here at the event - but What the Heck Over will always be THE place to go for your Catalyst quotes that can be taken out of context.

• She's secretly a dominatrix
• Feel free, we'll just be listening
• We're going to do this. We are going to walk that street.
• I gotta hit 2 like 3 times
• Those smelled better than they taste
• I thought baby Jesus would be taller
• Yeah, I haven't heard that yet
• I want to see your hernia later
• Maybe I will bunk with you

Hello, part 1 (Try #2)

Since I am in Prague preparing for another Catalyst Conference I thought I better do some quotes (plus I have had requests - especially from Chloe). Remember that I will taking the best quotes from my Twitter feed (@mattroblyer - follow me!) to be on the blog. Here are what I have so far:

• You're all hopped up on apple juice
• They don't use snowballs
• I gotta pee
• Only if you smell burning feathers
• You have Jamie's permission to kill someone. That is power.
• do-dah-dooo....ohhhh!
• My college degree says nothing about easels
• I really need to stop saying "the Gartner people," I am the Gartner people
• You'd never make it as a truck driver
• It is 2 more than 5.1
• I have not said a word to you in 25 minutes
• I agree with you. It is sad that we are wasting 1 piece of paper.
• I've got live tuna in my suitcase
• I like bananas in Prague
• Feel free to organize them while you are over there
• This is like a weird dream I am in right now
• I want candles for Fathers Day
• She's him Mum
• Are you sharing rooms when he gets here?
• Why can't the world standardize on just one paper size?
• I know a lot of websites that you shouldn't go to on your work laptop.
• We had two each and I didn't sleep for a day and a half
• You're solving world peace today? It's only 9 o'clock.

Follow Me On Twitter

I started a Twitter account just for my work. You can follow me here @mattroblyer and get a preview of quotes at this year's Catalyst.

I am in Prague (again) and setting up for another Catalyst. So far no volcano, my luggage has not gotten lost, and I have not been more than 100 yards out of the hotel. Sounds like the event is actually going to happen this time.

Hello? part 5

Another day of touring and a little work. A great dinner at a restaraunt overlooking the Charles Bridge. Prague is beautiful!

• This would be a cool field trip. In Utah we just go to the zoo every year.
• In October they turn this into a haunted house and double the prices.
• I'm not giving her any peer pressure, just being a bad example.
• And now we can't turn right.
• Disco ball!
• If it is zombie nudity is ok.
• It must be Miley Cyrus.
• I am going to try to find an 80s song reference for everything said the rest of the night.
• I'm doing it right now.
• And then enjoy your night in jail.
• Give me a beet and goat cheese and I am a happy woman.
• These bread sticks are better than Little Ceasars.
• That is called the ash hole.
• That was probably Joe Montana.

Hello? part 4

You won't believe our day today. We got some sweet pictures. We went to the bone church that is about an hour from Prague and we also went and saw St. Barbara cathedral as well (they were both in the same small town). The bone church was cool and has over 40,000 bones inside it as decoration. I will be posting pictures soon. Once we got back we went to this huge park that has a huge metronome in it. It was pretty cool and another day of a lot of walking.

There was also some great quotes for today:

• Karl is here, bring out the gay pride corn
• No one makes you me more nervous than someone that says, "don't be scared"
• There's your daughters gum
• I have really fantastic calves
• Who would I want to play leap frog with?
• It's true. I can hold my breath for a minute
• Actually, I don't think Sid can say that
• We don't pet weird dogs in Prague
• Are they taking their antibiotics
• I've hidden in the closets there

Hello? part 3

So, with Catalyst Conference postponed today was a day where we spent time unstuffing badges and lanyards and just some general cleanup. By 1pm we were all done - and we even slept in! So, we went around town here in Prague. We walked by the Powder Tower, Old Town Square, and Charles Bridge. All the way up to the Prague castle. It was a nice 5+ hour walk and see plus lunch mixed in. We had a great time. Here are the quotes from today:

• We beat those fools.
• Because Europeans are weird.
• Not for you...bye-bye.
• I think she has a hot date tonight.
• Don't you hear the voices?
• Let's drive that across the river.
• Don't be an ash cloud.

Hello? part 2

Not a good day overall - we are postponing Catalyst Europe because all of the airports are shut down. You will see some quotes regarding this below.

• Who's Delta?
• There's junk in your folder
• I'll take you to the bag store
• Laugh at me tomorrow, Matt
• Why wasn't this in the employee kit?
• Sometimes kids need jail to get on the right path
• I live in a pineapple under the sea
• It's only 3 hours to Tokyo
• I gotta get on somebody's blog
• A bloke got his lanyard nicked (in an English accent)
• I never like Iceland
• Sounds like a problem for your urologist
• Everytime Karl says something witty he looks at me to see if I pick up my pen

Hello? Part 1

On the first day of CEU 2010 this was going on:

• She is the calm one.
• Bite me.
• Google it.
• We pay a lot of money for that cluster.
• Jesus is coming, look busy.
• Good thing we are not dinosaurs.
• Kicking it with the weasel here in Prague.
• You've been on there for a long time.
• Drive through the Chunnel, turn left.
• Don't look like a vulnerable wimp and you'll be fine.

I'm Gonna Go Swipe Those Kids

We are watching some friends kids for the weekend. There has been some great quotes from the little ones. Our friends kids are 10 (boy), 6 (boy), and 2 (girl) and this is a rundown of what they have said:

I was a little dancing M&M.

Interrupting cow, MOOOOOOOO!

I'm Livi-bird. Tweet Tweet! Chicken Nuggets!

My tummy is really happy.

Chloe is my best friend.

I'm a little big bad wolf.

Ring, ring. Hello, Christmas!

(fake laugh)

It was a yucky bear.

We're going to McDonald's, I can see it!

Your my best brother. Can I have a kiss?

There has been many others that I cannot remember right now. It has been a fun couple days.

Hello? part 4

I am washing the John Mayer out of my ears.

I feel like this is Cheers and I have to yell every one's name when they walk in.

I am starting a blacklist.

Did he talk about me from the stage with a twinkle in his eyes?

The sales team is on too much liquor and not enough sleep.

What are the lyrics to Cruel Summer?

I like Sam-bam.

Tom knows his Dire Straits trivia.

A lot of people have to die for me to gain power.

I don't know what it was, but I liked it.

Stupid Air Force.

The picture on the website makes me look like a window-licker.

Hello? part 3

That is a lot of sea men.

Have they all lost their minds at once back there?

I really want you to say, "Go for the Knof"

You are all sworn to secrecy.

Matt, it must be hell being you.

I'm sure everyone is dying to know.

You wouldn't think that would ya?

Hello? part 2

We are all about luxury.

Don't come up too fast, I have an illustrious bio to read.

I am going to buy all those adapters and burn them.

I like P.

I'm geeky enough, don't worry.

You don't want a couple hundred dollar hoe, you want a nicer hoe than that.

Let's not call Patrick about that.

If you like those numbers I can throw out more to you later.

I like these girls, I think I'll keep them.

Come by my suite and I'll give you a stamp.

Pretzels and mini-wienies!

Why do men come with sound effects?

Asking someone if they want their picture taken is like asking them if they want to make out.

Everytime I talk to him I just think, "You are out of your mind."

I think Sid got kicked off the premises.