Tonight is the Night

Tonight is another Woo Night with the wife. Diana wants to see Mamma Mia! Mimi's for dinner too. It should be a good time. Now, some of you have told me about your doubts about Woo Night and exactly what it is all about. I want to give you the definition on Woo from dictionary.com.

to seek the favor, affection, or love of

That is not what you guys try to lead me to believe the definition is. You guys have a warped, sick, and twisted mind!